Marriage: The time-honoured art of living with, and obtaining regular sex from one partner. However, the regularity in sexual activity is miniscule in comparison to what it was before you were married.
In my opinion (and I'm a great judge), blokes get married because they like the sex they are getting with one particular woman. This woman realises this, and makes him believe that this sex will only continue when they are married. Of course most blokes have their brains running from their penises, so he agrees to the whole charade.
The woman once again fools him by steadily decreasing the occurrence of sexual activity. But if this sex, however infrequent, is satisfying to both the male and female partner, both will tend not to engage in extra-marital liaisons, i.e cheating.
My advice: Be worse in bed than your wife.
Why should a man try to improve his sex life, when he knows that there is probably something better on offer? Lads, don't feel guilty because one in three marriages end in divorce, and a large proportion of those are terminated within the first 5 to 7 years.
Also, if you discover your wife cheating, that's a great reason for divorce. The pussie's way out is irreconcilable differences. But, because you're here, you're obviously a little better than that.
- Fridge.
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