Help me find a New Year's resolution!

Hey y'all,

I spent New Year's Eve drinking alone, so my head was too clouded with hate and disgust to make any real resolutions. I know it's too late, but I have prepared a shortlist of possible resolutions for 2006.

Here's where you guys come into the picture. Help me select some resolutions from this following list:

It is my New Year's resolution to;
- Give up smoking
- Become more hostile
- Become more apathetic
- Become more sympathetic
- Shun people on a regular basis
- Become a hermit
- Find some direction in life
- Hate more, and with more intensity
- Die
- Become a vegetarian
- Eat more meat
- Eat more varieties of animals
- Gain ninja or Bo staff skills
- Look at my High School experience as pleasant and life-changing in a positive way
- Become a sniper
- Give up on life and move to Elizabeth or Smithfield
- More actively help others, especially those in need
- Take from others, especially those in need
- Learn how to Papier Mache
- Throw flammable objects from moving vehicles
- Create a disease
- Cure a disease

That's all I could think of for now. It would be much appreciated if you would post your preferred options. If you don't, you're a hopeless fuckwit who deserves to be tortured in a dark room in which you'll have to endure electric shock therapy and Coldplay CD's.

- Fridge