Coldplay are arguably one of the most overblown, overrated and pompous bands in music history. And that's not just my opinion, it's a fact.
They are one of those bands that only supposed 'enlightened' people listen to. You know, the types who hang out at art galleries, sipping lame-arse drinks like Beaujolais or Chianti (although wannabes will suffice with Vodka Cruisers), and discuss in length the conceptual merits of Picasso's Analytic Cubism period.
This trite quartet's frontman, Chris Martin, could possibly be the everlasting cure for insomnia. He could also quite possibly be the dictionary definition for douche.
Douche(IPA /du:ʃ/) - I) See Chris Martin.
II) A device used for the rinsing of body,
cavities, especially the vagina. See
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I could just imagine that guy dry-humping Gwyneth Paltrow while trying to incorporate Noam Chomsky's Generative Grammar theory into Coldplay's next 'piece'.
I bet that France would be home to Coldplay's biggest fanbase, as they are arguably the most 'pansy' nation in the world, closely followed by Italy. The French...with their berets,red and white striped shirts, cigarettes attached to those long cigarette holder thingys, with a crossiant and baguette nearby. Come on, they call Paris the 'City of Love'!!!
In the mid-1990's, the French did test nuclear weapons at Muruoa though. Perhaps it's time for redemption; use your whole 350 weapon arsenal on Coldplay...it might wipe out the world, but it will rid us of Chris Martin and his goons.
- Fridge
4 comments:
i like coldplay! they're awesome... i love the scientist! i don't hang out in art galleries - i do like cruisers though. chris martin is kewl! wo0t!
I bet you're gonna call your children Apple or Moses too...although if you wanted to think for yourself, you could call them Ocean Breeze or Monsoon...
Get into music that doesn't lick balls!!!!!!!
- Fridge
hello i am writting to u because i am replying to ur latest write up, though i agree to some points of it i.e they lick balls, but isnt these kinda web sites made to get ppls point across weather they are right or wrong infact i believe there is no right or wrong answer for these types of headings but mearly agree to disagree, maybe thats our biggest problem in todays society not the fact of whos wrong or whos right but who agree and who disagrees i hope my point comes across i know its not excactly put in best words (or in good spelling)but for once this small place of 6 degrees of seperation we call our earth should wake up and realize no one is ever wrong but just not to the state of agreement. i know i side track this whole topic but lets just use this as an e.g. and we all have the option yes WE ALL, can just deside to say to the hell with it! (im not watching it, im ignoring it, i dnt have the time for it!) (based on the whole bbrother scandel) if its not to ur liking DNT LISTEN, DNT WATCH, just ignore and soon this how AGREEMENT comes in.
Im allen jo......i ment im just a small number....peice....voice.....but numbers equal up!......
Your argument against Coldplay is average at best. I also am a fan, who doesn't hang out in art galleries, doesn't drink cruisers and neither do my mates who also happen to like Coldpay.
You don't have to slag off an entire army of dedicated fans just because you're too stupid or too ignorant to recognise that intelligent people with minds of their own might enjoy a different taste in music to you - Fridge (if that IS your real name!).
I appreciate the ferocity of your banter though mate, keep up the good work!
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