Thursday, November 24, 2005

Prime Minister of Australia, John Howard: Cricket Tragic, or Tragic Cricketer???

Most sports-mad, true-blue, dinky-di Aussies know that lil' Johnny loves cricket.

What other politician has ever entered the sacred Channel 9 commentary box?

You'd think that with such a huge interest in a sport that he'd at least be able to bowl on the pitch, or play a simple forward defensive stroke. This dickhead can't do either!



While in Pakistan (another cricket-mad nation), lil' Johnny was shown a cricket pitch, and decided to disgrace our nation with his beyond pathetic display. He bowled a succession of wides, most of which took 3 or more bounces before going to the wicketkeeper.

His batting technique was severely flawed, and I'm surprised that he didn't get bowled.

Thanks, lil' Johnny. It's not enough that you fuck the country over with your Pro-War stance and your mission to screw Australian workers, but now you have tainted the image of Australian cricket.

You're a fucking disgrace!

- Fridge.

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